Wrangler of words. Teller of tales. Kicker of ass. Taker of names. Master of ceremonies. Tickler of ivories. Smeller of smells. Reader of tells. Maker of sells. Giver of fucks. Liver of life.
As a boy grows up and enters the real world, he passes milestones that mark his manhood.
And one of those milestones is his first real razor.