Writer of words. Teller of tales. Kicker of ass. Taker of names. Maker of trouble. Master of ceremonies. Tickler of ivories. Smeller of smells. Reader of tells. Cleaner of the litterbox. Giver of fucks. Liver of life.
justin han, esquire*
Gillette wanted "real people" testimonials.
I wanted good work I could show my friends.
So here's what we came up with.