Writer of words. Teller of tales. Kicker of ass. Taker of names. Maker of trouble. Master of ceremonies. Tickler of ivories. Smeller of smells. Reader of tells. Cleaner of the litterbox. Giver of fucks. Liver of life.
justin han, esquire*
Glamorous grandmas, best friends with braces, well-meaning uncles with mystery meats. All in a holiday’s work for Crate&Barrel shoppers over the Christmas season.