Writer of words. Teller of tales. Kicker of ass. Taker of names. Master of ceremonies. Tickler of ivories. Smeller of smells. Reader of tells. Maker of sells. Cleaner of litterboxes. Giver of fucks. Liver of life.
justin han, esquire*
Glamorous grandmas, best friends with braces, well-meaning uncles with mystery meats. All in a holiday’s work for Crate&Barrel shoppers over the Christmas season.